P&G Brand Manager, Addicted to Dashboards, Requires Intervention

According to unnamed sources,  a P&G brand manager has been sent to “Dash-Hab” after becoming addicted to dashboards.

“It’s really quite debilitating,” said one of the sources. “ “We had an intervention where we had to show her a dashboard that explained her addiction to dashboards – otherwise we never would have gotten through to her.”

Her spouse participated in the intervention. “She had dashboards for each kid, she had one for all the chores, another for paying the bills, selecting what she wore – it was getting scary. But when she started incorporating AI - it got downright ugly.

But I’m so proud of her for coming forward to shine a light on this very dangerous condition.”

The P&G Dash-Hab site is in an undisclosed location. Rehabilitation involves the forced utilization of data sorting in excel spreadsheets and relearning the graphing features of PowerPoint.